Description
In a city that never sleeps, something dark, sweet, and slightly dangerous has emerged from the shadows.
Pinot Noir Winosaurs aren’t your average candy. These wine-infused gummies take their shape from a bygone era—when giants ruled the earth—and their soul from the smoky jazz lounges and shadowed alleyways of noir fiction. Each bite is a case file of complex flavor: lush Pinot Noir, hints of ripe cherry, a whisper of oak, and a smooth finish that lingers just long enough to raise suspicion.
The packaging sets the mood: a silhouette in a trench coat, half-lit by a flickering streetlamp. Cold-blooded? Maybe. Cold-hearted? Never. These gummies know how to walk the line.
Made with real Pinot Noir
Crafted for grown-ups with a taste for the dark and delicious
Equal parts elegance and edge
Pop one, close your eyes, and let the flavor pull you down the rabbit hole. This isn’t candy. It’s a mystery. And you’re already involved.
NOTICE
This product contains alcohol (less than 5%) used as a flavoring, a) alcohol consumed during pregnancy may cause birth defects, b) consumption of alcohol impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.
RESTRICTED SALE
Sale to persons under 21 is prohibited. This product can only be shipped to the following states: Arizona, California, Colorado, Delaware, Florida, Hawaii, Illinois, Indiana, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Missouri, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Washington, and Wyoming.
